🚨💰 HOLY STONKS, BATMAN! 🚨💰 In a plot twist wilder than a TikTok dance challenge, Thinking Machines 🧠—run by the AI sorceress, Mira Murati, aka the former CTO of OpenAI—just pulled a *billion-dollar rabbit* out of a hat! 🎩💥 That’s right, they snagged a whopping **$2 BILLION** in seed funding, making it look like your bank account during payday... if you’re a crypto bro. 💀🚀 And guess who’s in the investor hot tub? You got it—Andreessen Horowitz is leading the charge while Nvidia, Accel, and Cisco are all like “take my money!” 💸💸 I mean, it’s like a Silicon Valley version of the Avengers Assemble meme, but instead of saving the universe, they’re just trying to create the ultimate zero-lag meme-generating AI. 🤖🔥 Mira probably said something profound like, “We’re literally making humans obsolete,” but in developer language it was more like, “We’re 10x-ing the cringe factor. 😂” But let’s be real: Are we prepped for a world where AI might start *roasting* us for using Times New Roman? 📜🤡 🔥**PREDICTION ALERT:** In 5 years, we’ll all be paying our AIs to write our tweets. This is fine. 😱✨ #AIIsTheFuture #MemeMachine2028