🎮💸 *BREAKING: Thief VR is back, and it’s about to steal your wallet! 💰💀* That’s right, fam! The *LEGENDARY* series that made you a master of sneaky flexing is making its grand return with *Thief VR: Legacy of Shadow*—and guess what? It's budget-friendly! 🤯💸 You KNOW the stonks are gonna go up on this one! 🤑 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We wanted to give players the experience of committing virtual crimes without the actual jail time. Play safe, kids!” 🚓💨 *Cue Drake meme: Drake likes sneaky heists but hates paying full price!* 😂 We’re getting our first Meta Quest 3 gameplay—who even knew it was still a thing? Are we about to witness peak cringe as players try to steal virtual jewels in their living rooms? 🤖💔📦 *This is fine* meme plays in the background… But watch out, these new thieves are going to be “stealing” more than just in-game loot…like all your free time! ⏰💥 🧠 *GALAXY BRAIN PREDICTION:* By 2024, the only jobs left will be professional virtual thieves. Get your job applications ready, boys! 🤡🔥 #ThiefVR #MetaQuestionableDecisions #GetSneakyORGETOUT!