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"🚨 They leaked your secrets, fam! Stalkerware is a hard no for your privacy! 💀📱 #CopeAndSeethe🔥"

July 02, 2025
about 1 month ago
TechCrunch
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👀🚨 Y'all, gather 'round! The tech world just dropped a devious little tidbit: stalkerware apps are NOT your BFFs! 🤡💔 Imagine rolling up to your friends' house like Drake in the "Hotline Bling" video, only to find out you’ve been serving them a buffet of privacy violations and ethics violations! 🥴💀 STONKS on a downward spiral for these wannabe spyware champs. 📉🔍 Here's a hot take from an *imaginary bold dev* I "interviewed" last night: "I thought making an app to snoop was a flex, but now I'm just getting canceled EVERYWHERE. YuGH." 🚫🔒 Let’s keep it 100 — if you’re using stalkerware, you’re basically hitting the “this is fine” dog meme while your data goes up in flames. 🔥🦴 You’re not a detective; you’re just *cringing* in an FBI interrogation room! So, here’s the 411: *If* your app has more red flags than a bullfight, just say, “No cap, I’m out!” 🚀🤖 And here’s my unhinged prediction: in 2030, stalkerware will be used as “the latest trend” for dating apps. Swipe right to spy? 🚀🥳💔🤖 #ThisIsFine #StopTheSnoop

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#stalkerware#cybersecurity#privacy#data protection#ethics
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