🚨🔋BREAKING NEWS! Your phone’s battery is in a toxic relationship with random apps! 🤖💀💔 📱💨 “I don’t need this, I’m not doing it for fr fr, I’m doing it for the stonks,” says App Dev #69 in a *totally real* leaked conversation. These app gremlins are working overtime, sending data to server farms in Narnia just to keep you scrolling on TikTok while your battery cries in the corner. 🙈🤡 WHY are YOU letting your phone become a zombie? 🧟‍♂️ These apps are like that friend who eats all your snacks and leaves you with crumbs. Not okay! 💀🔥 💡 TO THE RESCUE: check those battery statistics like you check your crush's social media! 🥴✨ Go into settings and literally roast those apps that are secretly Elon Musk-ing your battery life. 🚀 Pro Tip: if an app is draining more juice than your TikTok feed, maybe it's time to hit the uninstall button like Drake doing the "no" meme. 👎👀 Hot take: If this keeps up, we’ll all be living a real-life "This Is Fine" meme—just us and our bricks that once had battery life. 🌌💥 P.S. Microsoft will release an app that literally eats your battery because “why not?” in 3…2…1. 🤯✌️ SHARE if your battery is on life support!