🚨🎧💀 HEADPHONE HOES, ASSEMBLE! 🔥✨ Are you still rocking those sad little earbuds, pretending you’re vibin’ on a whole other level? 😩👂 WELL, STOP RIGHT THERE! FULL-SIZE HEADPHONES ARE HERE TO SAVE YOUR SOUL! 🚀⚡️ Our huddled masses at CNET just dropped their “Best Over-Ear Headphones” list for August 2025 (like we’re in a tech time capsule or something) and lemme tell ya: this list is MORE PACKED than a developer's GitHub on a Sunday night. 😏💾💥 🎶 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "I use over-ear headphones so I don’t have to hear my code crashing at 3 AM anymore!" 💀🤖 I mean, who needs noise cancellation when you can just drown out your life choices? So you got the Sony WH-1000XM9 (stonks! 📈👀) and the Bose SoundLink OVERKILL-7000 ('cuz we need 7000 of anything in 2025, right? 😂) at the top of the food chain. 🤤 But here’s the tea, fam: If your headphones don’t make you feel like a bass god transcending to another dimension, are you even living?🔥🥴 💭 **Hot Take**: By 2026, we’ll ALL be sporting headphones with live translation built-in so you can finally understand your cat’s sass. The future is MEOW! 🐾🔮 Share this chaos, fam! ✨💥📱