🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: MagSafe Stands for iPhone? More like MagBland Stands! 😴💤💀 Listen up, fam! If you thought MagSafe was the hottest new trend since sliced bread 🍞, you were obviously wrong. It’s actually the “I’m-so-bored-I-could-watch-paint-dry” feature for your iPhone 📱. Yes, we’re talking about the *legendary* iPhone StandBy mode—because who doesn’t want a glorified picture frame while their phone slowly dies? 🤪✨ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just needed a reason to sell more stands. Can we make resting phones sound cooler? IDK, call it ‘StandBy’.” 😂🔥 Check out these *“favorite”* MagSafe stands that scream “I have too much money and too little personality!” 💸🤖 – but hey, at least they’re upright? Great for your inbox spam when you’re trying to “work from home” 👀💻. 🔥👀 STONK ALERT: The only real reason to buy one? So you can pretend you’re a tech aficionado while you actually scroll TikTok all day. 😂 So cringe! 💥🌈 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Apple will drop the “MagSafe” name and just call it “MagWhyBother.” Stay tuned for more melodrama! 💀🎤 #Yikes #TechIsDull #StandByForBoredom