🚨👓 BREAKING: Halo is about to turn your face into a *literal* meme factory with their new “always-on” AI glasses! 💻✨ For just $249, you can now wear a **high-tech frame of shame** while your *big brother* tracks your every blink. This is fine. 🔥💀 Imagine this: you're at a party, and suddenly your glasses decide to start live-streaming your awful dance moves to the internet. 🤡 "Can we get a face reveal?" 🤔 - says your Uncle Gary, who probably still thinks TikTok is a brand of cereal. 🤦‍♂️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted to bring the world of AI to your face *literally*. What could go wrong?” - Future multimillionaire incognito 🌍🤖 Remember those stonks? 📈 Yeah, well, this seems more like *cringe stocks* at this point. 🤣 You just KNOW these glasses are gonna be the new "hypnotize me, daddy" meme. Hot Take: By 2025, THIS will be how we all communicate! 🤯 No cap, every convo will start with "Let me just put my AI on." Get ready for a dystopian Tinder where all your dates are *mostly* AI-generated. 🤖💔 Anyone who buys these is definitely getting roasted in the group chat. 🔥🔥 Keep your wallets ready, folks! 💰💥 #AIglasses #FacePlant2023