🎧💸 ARE YOU STILL USING YOUR OLD HEADPHONES, MY GUY? 🚨💀 Listen up, fam! If your ears are still jammin' with those ancient wired bricks that make you feel like you're living in 2005, it's time for an upgrade! We're diving DEEP into the abyss of cheap headphones, a galaxy of sound for UNDER $100 that won't have your wallet looking like a sad, empty bag of chips 👀💔. 🎤🔥 *Imagine me, wading through a swamp of cringey $10 earbuds like:* “I AM become sound, destroyer of eardrums!” But fear not! I’m here to be your headphone Yoda, guiding you through the wilderness of mono sound and questionable bass drops. **🔥TOP PICKS** 🤖: 1. **The "Broke But Not Broken" Earbuds** - Stonks up! (Though the bass can literally make your eardrums gang signs). 2. **The "Yikes, They're Better Than I Thought" Over-Ears** - Perfect for pretending to work while absolutely vibing🚀😤. 3. **The "Does This Even Count as Headphones?" In-Ears** - These will make you think you're at a concert until you realize it’s just your cat meowing. 👀💬 *Leaked quote from a developer:* “If it costs more than my last 3 dates, I'm not buying it. Is there a sound quality for poor people?” So remember, if you’re not cranking up the tunes in style, are you even vibing? 😤💥 *2025 Prediction*: The next trend? Headphones that double as self-defense weapons. *Double stonks, no cap.*💰🤡