🚨💥💻 BREAKING: Microsoft Just Leaked More Than Your Ex’s DMs 💀🚨 So, ya boy Microsoft thought it was a *great* idea to let a squad of China-based engineers play with SharePoint "OnPrem." Now that sounds as safe as letting a toddler run wild with scissors, right? 🤡✂️ Enter the *Men in Black*... or should I say the *Men in Hack*? 🤖🔓 Amidst the digital chaos 🎭, these geniuses experienced a viral moment that even TikTok couldn't handle. Chinese hackers straight-up tapped into US government systems like it was a Friday night and they were trying to catch every single Pokémon. 🎮🔥 👀 Leaks of Microsoft Dev Chat: “Hey, isn't it fine? Just like my last Tinder date! 😂” “Bro, stop coping. We’re literally setting up the buffet for state-sponsored hackers!” 🙃🍽️ This is as brutal as when Drake pointed at the cringe-worthy Zoom calls in 2020. Stonks? More like NO STONKS! 📉💰 And my wild prediction? 🤯 Microsoft will announce a “SharePoint Security Summit” that’s just a virtual meeting where they all sit around and pretend nothing happened, while we hit the “This is fine” meme harder than ever. 🔥💥💀 #MemeFiesta