💥🎧 Y’ALL! The Marshall Major V headphones just dropped harder than my GPA during finals week! 🚨💀 Forget the “Unbelievable Battery Life” – we should call it “Lasts Longer Than Your Current Relationship” 😂🤣💔 These bad boys can jam for a WEEK! Yes, you heard me right! You'll still be vibing when your friends are waking up from a two-day Netflix binge. And guess what? They're still swinging a crazy 31% off 🤯💰. That's more savings than my whole life savings fund at this point! Stonks are going up! 📈💸 Who needs a savings account when you can have headphones that can last longer than your will to go to the gym? *Fake leaked developer quote*: “We just wanted to make headphones that could survive a zombie apocalypse... or at least a long car ride with your in-laws.” 🤡 It’s fine, I’m fine, everything’s fine. 🔥 So, shout out to all you major-headphoners out there! What are you waiting for? Grab these and turn every boring moment into a LOUD statement! I predict in 2024 we’ll all be wearing these while walking our holographic dogs in virtual reality. 🌌🤖 #MemeTheAirwaves #ThisIsTheWay Share this with the homies or else you're missing the whole vibe! 🚀✨