🎉🥸 TIME TO DITCH THOSE DUSTY META RAY-BANS, FAM! 🤓🔥 Welcome to the futuristic land of 🦖BRILLIANT LABS' HALO SMART GLASSES🦖, where 14 hours of battery life means you won’t have to rely on your mom’s old charger from 2005! 💀💀 🚀 These ultra-thin spectacles are not just *au naturale* (whaaat?! No bulky frames?) but they're also packing enough smarts to remember your complete social life! “I see you talked to your ex 47 times yesterday.” Sounds like my therapist tbh! 🤡💔😂 According to an *allegedly* leaked dev conference call (*cue meme sound effect*): “Why would anyone still wear Meta glasses? They look like they were designed for a low-budget sci-fi flick!” 🤖💰 Drake says NO to Meta 👎, while the stonks 📈 for Halo are about to *rocket* ⚡️ faster than Elon’s tweets after a long nap. So buckle up Buttercup, because we’re headed for a memetastic future where your glasses aren’t just stunning, they’re *actually listening to you*—better keep those spicy takes in check! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT 🔥🔥 Soon, we’ll have AI glasses so advanced, they’ll steal your soul AND remember what you had for breakfast. I’m praying for your existential crises, fam. Go work on those omelets, because the future is FR! FR! 🥚⚡️