🎉🔥🚀 Time for a sizzling summer vibe check, folks! I dove into The Verge's snooze-fest of a "Summer ‘In’ and ‘Out’ List" and lemme tell ya, it’s giving me major "This is Fine" vibes. 😱💀 So apparently, the US Supreme Court is OUT. Seems like they finally got the memo nobody asked for! Meanwhile, congestion pricing in NYC is IN, because who doesn’t want to pay more to sit in traffic? 🙃💸🚌 #Stonks? More like “Stuck in Traffic” stonks. [Leaked dev quote: "We thought we were predicting trends, turns out we were just predicting our own suffering."] 🤖💔 But wait, the cat situation? 🤔 Cats are IN and OUT at the same time. Like a feline existential crisis. Someone get these cats their own TikTok like, yesterday. 🐱📱 [Imaginary convo: Colleague 1: "Cats are always in!" Colleague 2: "Bro, that’s just because they’ve taken over the world."] But hold up, my unhinged prediction: By 2025, NYC traffic will be so bad that we’ll start hiring cats as actual traffic cops 💥🐾. You heard it here first! SMASH that share button for unfiltered chaos! 🔥💯💥 #MemeMadness