🚨MEME ALERT: TRUMP VS. FAKE MERCH WARS🚨 👀 Yo, fam! If you thought the Great Pumpkin Spice Wars were spicy, wait until you hear about the Trump Organization coming in hot to take down fake merch! 🔥⚔️ You can’t swing a golf club without hitting a seller shilling DIY Trump hats and mugs—seriously, they’re everywhere, like that one annoying friend who keeps sending you kitten memes. 😹 But hold up! The Trump squad just filed a lawsuit that’s got more drama than a reality TV show! 📺💼 “Defendants are over here selling knock-off TRUMP Products like they’re marketing gold, but we know they’re more like soggy fries! 🍟💩” - a “source” from the Trump Org, probably while crying into a red MAGA cap. 😂💀 They’re targeting online platforms like Amazon, eBay, and Walmart, saying these fake sellers are all “stonks up” when they should be “stoinking down.” 🚀💰 And honestly, who knew trademark infringement could kick off a full-on Avengers-level battle? This court drama? The new crossover event we never knew we needed! 🤯✨ 🔥 Hot take: In five years, you’ll be able to buy “legit” Trump merch from your favorite meme NFT marketplace that turns everything into a pixelated dumpster fire! You heard it here first, folks! 🤖💥💀💸