🌪️💔🕵️‍♀️ OMG, we just hit peak "This is Fine" levels in the dating app world, folks! The Tea App – you know, the one where you swipe right for friends and left for… well, just friends? Yeah, that ship just hit an iceberg! ☠️🚢 Memes galore! 🚀💥 Last week they got hacked harder than your Uncle's run-out-of-date Windows 95 PC 💻. So, it turns out they "identified authorized access" 🕵️‍♂️ (more like unauthorized, amirite?) and now 72,000 images, including selfies and ID pics, are floating around like Liam Neeson in a tech horror flick. 😱📸 🗣️ "Yeah, my face is out there now. Thanks, Tea. 😒" - Anonymous User #456 "At least my food pics are safe! 🥑🧻" - Dev Team, probably. And while the executives of Tea are busy shoving their heads in the sand, the users are ready to throw hands in a class-action lawsuit for those DMs sliding into the dark web. 💀💼 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: I predict that soon we'll see 'Dating App Data Breach Bingo' at tech conferences. Say goodbye to your burner phones, because trust is officially out of style! 💸🤡