🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS!!! 🚨 The Severance Podcast is BACK, baby!!! 🎉🍾 That’s right, after a three-month snooze-a-thon, it’s hitting our ear holes with FIVE brand new episodes! 🤯 What’s it about, you ask? Probably existential crises, office vibes that scream "this is fine" 🔥🪴, and how to compartmentalize your soul while sipping on overpriced lattes ☕ #Relatable. Can't wait for them to explore the riveting topic: "How to Be a Corporate Zombie in 2023." 💀🧟‍♂️ Imagine this convo in the writers’ room: 🎤 Developer 1: "Let’s bring them back for more mundanity!" 🎤 Developer 2: "Bet. Just sprinkle some Galaxy Brain theories about work-life balance." 🤓 🎤 Developer 1: "Stonks!" 💰 But tbh, can we keep it real? Anyone else getting “This is fine” vibes? 😅 I mean, can we create a compelling podcast in a world where TikTok dances rule the universe? C’mon, fam! Get with it! 🤡 🔥 *HOLD UP! Predicting that by episode 5, they’ll be discussing how to excel in the art of awkward small talk with your doomscrolling coworkers.* **Future of Podcasts? More like Future of Pain!** 🎧🚀 #SeveranceSaga #Yikes