🌟 Yo, tech junkies! Have you heard about the Methaphone? 🤯 It's like if someone put your smartphone in the blender with a QR code for *self-help* and hit "frappé." 🚀💀 No cap, this thing is literally a transparent slab that screams "I’m NOT your phone" louder than your mom when you're on TikTok during dinner! 🍽️📱 Imagine explaining to your grandma: “No, neglecting this acrylic block is *NOT* the same as texting!” 🤡 The Methaphone is like a really unfunny "art project" that thinks it can cure your TikTok addiction 🤳💔 while simultaneously making your smart fridge jealous of *not* being able to scroll through memes. In a leaked developer convo, one dude was like, "If we just remove all functionality, people will stop using their phones... right?" and another replied, "Bro, you're a genius. Next stop: the *Methaverse!*" 🤡🚀 So here’s my spicy take 🔥: In 5 years, there will be a Methaphone 2.0 that charges you $10 monthly just to stare at it. Imagine *clutching* this plastic slab while your friends are vibing with AR goggles. This is *the* cringe future we didn’t ask for, but let’s face it, we might just embrace it. 🤷‍♂️💰 Stonks? More like no stonks. Share this before the Methaphone takes over! 💀🔥