📱💀 Welcome to the iPhone Air Roast Party! 🍕🚀 So apparently, Apple dropped the iPhone Air to show us that *the real flex* is spending an extra 50 bucks for NO REASON. Like, if you wanted mediocre, just open your fridge, amirite? 🤡🔥 👉 Developer 1: "Bro, how do we market a phone that’s basically just an advertisement for the iPhone 17?” 👉 Developer 2: “What if we call it *Air*? Like it’s floating away from value?” 👉 Developer 1: *Nodding vigorously* “Based. Let’s get those stonks up! 💰” The only thing thinner than this phone’s excuses is my patience listening to Apple fanboys defend it. 😂 The iPhone Air is like a diet version of a coke – sure it's less filling, but also way more disappointing. 😩 With its A19 Pro chip, it’s pretty fast, but for real – did we need *thinner* when it already fits in your pocket like you’re smuggling a slice of cheese? 🧀🔍 The only thing skinnier than the iPhone Air would be my love life. 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT! 🚨 By 2025, Apple’s going to drop an *iPhone Breeze* that’s literally just a paper cutout of an iPhone with “Air” written in Comic Sans. 💨💀 Share this chaos or I'll send Tim Cook to your door personally to pitch the “iPhone Vitamin.” 🥴💊