🚨🎉 ALERT, APPLE FAM! 🚨🎉 The iPhone 17 is on the horizon (2 MONTHS LEFT, MARK YOUR CALENDARS!) 📅📱 but wait... 🤔 What’s the deal with ProMotion? Because if you don’t know, you better ask Siri to enlighten you! 🤖🚨 While the noodle arms of tech leaks have spilled all the tea 🍵☕, there’s ONE mystery causing more anxiety than your last breakup 💔! Is Apple gonna play us like a fiddle and keep ProMotion exclusive to the overpriced models? 🤡💸 #Stonks or #Cringe? “Yeah, we're just gonna withhold the best features to get those wallets crying,” said a *totally real* Apple developer, who may or may not have been in a dark basement eating cold pizza. 🍕💀 If ProMotion's missing, ain't nobody gonna drop the $$$ like they just hit the lottery! 💰💸 So are you gonna upgrade, or just sit there scrolling TikTok while sipping on that bitter “What if?” juice? 🥤👀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: If Apple drops ProMotion from the base model, I predict an underground rebellion and the rise of the iPhone 16 cult, worshipping their OLED screens like precious artifacts! The timeline will fracture! 🚀✨ Share this with your fellow Apple addicts—time to drum up the hype and chaos! 💥