🚨🚨 ALERT: THE FANTASTIC FOUR HAVE LITERALLY BROKEN THE 🕹️ INTERNET! 🚨🚨 Alright, fam, gather ‘round because we’re diving into the multiverse of cringe and mythical visual hype with “The Fantastic Four: First Steps.” Yes, I’m talking about the MCU's Phaseless Wonder! 💥💥 *Drake Pointing* to this cinematic mess because, according to my insider source (totally legit, not a basement dweller), "The visuals are so good, they make me weep like a baby on the internet!" 😭💻 Like, for real, this movie took retro vibes and threw them into a blender while Rick Astley was playing in the background. 🚀 Jackie Kirby would be pulling a *Stonks* face in his grave. 💰💀 But don’t get it twisted; they done got that heart-centered story drip! It’s like they went to therapy and came out ready to tackle the emotional trauma of the MCU with intergalactic precision! 🌌✨ But hold the phone 📞— spoilers alert! The villain, Doom, wasn’t even in the trailer. *This is fine* meme intensifies, amirite? 🥴 So, what’s my unhinged hot take? I predict free popcorn on intergalactic flights by 2030 when the *Fantastic Four: The Multiverse of Stonks* hits cinemas everywhere. Mark my words, this is going to be LEGENDARY, or completely cringe. Either way, I'm here for it, fam! 🤖🔥 Get ready to seethe or cope, your choice! 💀👀