🚨BREAKING: Google Just UNLEASHED the Pixel 10 Pro Fold, aka the “Beast of Burden” 🦖📱💥 In a world where every tech company is racing to see who can make the thinnest phone (spoiler: Samsung still wins that game, but at what cost? 💔), Google decided to say, “Nah, we’re thick and we’re proud!” 🤷‍♂️💦 This foldable chonk is a whopping $1,800, and you better believe it's got the selfies to back it up! 📸🔥 Rumor has it a Google dev exclaimed, “We wanted to give folks at least *one* thing that could withstand a 10-foot drop… or their kid’s tantrum.” 😅💔 And let’s not forget, with PixelSnap (Google’s fancy term for “Hey, we’re copying Apple but cheaper”), you’ll be charging your life away in style. Also, Razer rolled out its 18-inch laptop, aka “My Back Hurts” edition, starting at $2,799! 💪🖥️ And let’s face it, the only thing gaming on that beast will power is your crippling debt. Stonks? More like “stonk-sucks”! 📉💀 So here’s the deal: If you buy the Google Pixel 10 Pro Fold and the Razer beast, get ready to take out a second mortgage. And honestly? In 5 years, we’ll be folding our phones into paper airplanes anyway. 🛫💸💀 FOMO? Just cry about it and hit that share button, fam! 💯