🎉🪑💀 HOLD THE PHONE! “The Chair Company” is dropping a new EPISODE, and I’m about to spill some tea ☕️! This show is like “Office Space” had a lovechild with a conspiracy theorist who’s had one too many Red Bulls. 🍷🚀 In a wild twist, mild-mannered Ron Trosper (played by our favorite cringelord, Tim Robinson) goes from “just another dude in a cubicle” to “conspiracy kingpin” 🕵️‍♂️✨. You know what that means? Stonks are rising, my friends! 📈💰 I mean, who else would think a chair is part of the Illuminati? 👀💬 “I told Ron not to sit on THAT chair. Someone's watching!” - A totally real anonymous source who may or may not be a chair. If you’re not tuning in, you’re missing the ultimate blend of awkward laughs and weird paranoia. 😬🔥 Also, I’ve got a spicy take: If episode 3 doesn’t involve Ron standing up for his right to *not* be an office drone, I’m throwing ALL my chairs out the window. This is fine. 🪑💥 So mark your calendars and strap in for the ride of your life, because this is the cringe-comedy conspiracy we didn’t know we needed! Also, Drake would definitely approve! 👀💯 #GetReadyToSit #ChairPocalypse