🚨🤑 BREAKING: The Chainsmokers Just Became Silicon Valley's Newest Overlords! 💰🤖 So, lemme set the scene: You’re vibing to “Closer,” and suddenly, boom! 🎤💥 Alex "DJ Dollar Signs" Pall and Drew "Beats & Budgets" Taggart just dropped a fresh $100 MILLION on the tech world like it’s a new remix! Y’all, it’s Mantis Ventures 3.0, and they’re out here flexing on the haters with a 25% bigger fund than their last “pathetic” $80 million offering! 😂😩 While legit VCs are out there seething in their basement-launched startups, Mantis is throwing cash at B2B businesses like Chainguard while absolutely disregarding the market chaos. 🔥💀 "Our investors just want to dance their way into the future," one *totally real* developer said, “We’re basically the stonks of Venture Capital.” Someone call Drake because we have a *new* meme format: “This is Based vs. Cringe.” 😤🔥 But hold up, does this mean we’re living in a reality where electronic DJs are the gatekeepers of tech innovation? 🤡💩 True, but in 2025, the real remix will be them DJ-ing DEFI parties with all-crypto lineups! I can see it now—“$100 million in the club, where tech bros meet DJ flows!” 🚀💵 Share this and prepare your minds because the future is gonna be CHAOTIC! 👽✨