🚀💥BREAKING NEWS: The Browser Company just dropped a bomb!💣 Introducing the Dia Pro subscription for a whopping $20 A MONTH!!! 🤡💰 Yes, you heard that right! For the price of a fancy coffee that you don't actually need, you can unlock AI features that probably won't even find your lost socks 🤖🧦 But here's the kicker: if you're poor or just frugal (which is basically the same thing, right?), you’ll be stuck with limited access. Like, "sorry fam, you can only chat with our AI like 2 times before the browser turns into a pumpkin" 🎃. CEO Josh “good luck with that” Miller even hinted that the free version is still good for casual users. 🤣 So, if you’re a casual browser, brace yourself for a *few* AI chats… because they're officially rationing your tech addiction like it’s wartime rations! 🥴 Leaked quote from a dev: “Yeah, we figured charging for something that should be free was **based**. Who doesn't love a little *artificial scarcity*, amirite?” 😏 So here's my totally rational hot take 🚀🔥: In 2025, The Browser Company will merge with a coffee shop chain to offer a subscription combo package—drink coffee, browse the web, and feel *mildly* judged for your life choices. ☕😩💻 Stonks? Nah, it's just another *COPE* moment for the tech world. Share this madness before you're forced into a subscription for your own meme intake! 😂💀