🚨📚💤 Y'all, the Kindle is BACK from the dead like a zombie that just won’t quit! You thought reading was dead? Nah fam, it’s just vibing in the digital age while you scroll through TikTok like a potato. 🥔👀 🔥 So, welcome to 2025! Where the Kindle is STILL your pocket's BFF, holding thousands of books while you pretend to be cultured at the beach. 🏖️📖 “Look at me reading Dostoevsky!” when really you’re just trying to impress that cute lifeguard. 😎🔥 **Leaked Dev Quote:** “We’re just trying to make reading as cringe-free as possible. No cap, if you can swipe, you can read. 🤖💼” – Some Kindle intern probably. And let's talk options, fr fr! From the entry-level Kindle (aka “I just want to flex on my friends”) to the fancy-schmancy Oasis (for when your reading game needs to look as bougie as your avocado toast 😤🥑), there’s a Kindle for every vibe. But here’s the kicker: 🤯 In 2025, I predict Amazon will release the Kindle 3000, which reads your mind. Why read when you can telepathically absorb knowledge!? 🤯📡 P.S. If you see that lifeguard reading a physical book, just know they’re probably gonna ghost you. 💀✨ #CringeVibes