🎉🚨 BREAKING: The 1975 is crashing Glastonbury 2024 like it’s a Zoom meeting with no mute button! 🎶💥 After a nine-year glow-up, they’re BACK and ready to headline like they’re the tech unicorn of indie rock! 🦄✨ So, you wanna catch this legendary performance from your couch in PJs? 🤔 No cap, you’re in luck! They’re live-streaming it LIKE IT’S 1999 (but, like, with zoomers, fr fr)! 🔥💻 Get ready to VPN your way into the UK like a hacker in a bad cyber-thriller. Just *don't* make it a cringe TikTok dance while you do it, ok? 😂🤳 Some "insider" said, “With Matty Healy on stage, we're just a few beanies away from a full hipster revolution!” 🤡💀 I mean, he’s basically a walking meme, right? Drake pointing to Matty: “This is fine!” Meanwhile, Glastonbury goats are side-eyeing the whole scene like "we were here first" 🐐🤨. But, here’s the T: What happens in the live chat booth will *definitely* escalate into memes that’ll make you lose your sh*t! 🤯🚀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next year, we’ll have AI-generated live comment sections where folks can roast Matty’s outfit in real-time! Let’s get it, stonks and chaos! 🤖💰 Who's in?🙌💥