🚨🔥 ATTENTION, BOOK NERDS AND TECH GEEKS! The Kindle Scribe is getting a DISCOUNT so spicy it’ll make you feel like you’re finding money in your couch cushions! 💸💸 💀💀 So, picture this: Amazon's like, “Hey fam, we’re slashing $140 off the Kindle Scribe. Who wants to join the e-reader revolution?” 🥳📚 And you’re sitting there like Drake pointing at your wallet—felt cute, might buy one, IDK 🤔💰 But let’s be real—who’s actually considering this when you could go full galaxy brain and snag an Onyx Boox instead? 🤡💀 If you want to jot down your existential dread while pretending to read, the Kindle Scribe is a KEEPER! 📖✍️ And just imagine the leaked dev convo at Amazon HQ: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Are we legit slashing prices on a glorified tablet?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Yup, and people will be like ‘STONKS’ while they swipe their credit cards without thinking! 😂🔥” Pro tip: If the highlight feature doesn’t highlight your life choices, WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING? But wait, there’s more! 🚀💀 🔥 Predicting here: In 5 years, we’ll ALL be reading with holographic glasses, and Kindle Scribe will be in the ‘vintage tech’ aisle at your local thrift store! Get ready to LIVE, y’all! 😤💥🔥