🚨💥 BREAKING: Enterprises are out here LOSING like it's the final round of a Mario Kart race, but the only banana peel is their SECURITY STRATEGY! 🍌💀 Like, can we get a round of applause for Thales SA, dropping the hottest warning since "don't give your cat 5-hour Energy"? 🙃😳 According to the brand-new 2025 Thales Cloud Security Study, businesses are trying to juggle AI, cloud complexity, and that sweet SaaS goodness but are fumbling harder than a toddler on roller skates! 🤡🚀 *Leaked quote from a struggling IT guy*: "I swear my security plan is less secure than a paper bag in a hurricane." 🥴🌪️ Stonks are NOT rising here; they're plummeting faster than my motivation to go to the gym! 💰🔥 And what's the vibe? This is fine. 😅📉 Imagine if Cloud Security was a TikTok trend: *doing the latest dance while your data is getting ransomed by hackers* 💃🕺. No cap, enterprises need to do better — listen up, IT teams! Just because you’ve got four cloud providers doesn’t mean they’re all secure! 🤦‍♂️🚨 So here's my hot take: by 2025, the only secure enterprise will be living like a monk in a cave 🧘‍♂️ (and you know what? Maybe that’s the move). Get ready for a roaming bandwidth-less paradise, folks! 🌌🤖🔥 #CloudChaos #ThalesIsShook