📱💔 **Breaking News: Texting Etiquette is Killing Your Vibe** 💔📱 Listen up, fellow memers! 🚨 You may think leaving your friends on READ is just a quirky power move, but brace yourself – that's a CRIME against friendship! 💀🔫 Imagine getting ghosted by your buddy like they just turned into a WiFi dead zone; THAT'S A CRIME! 🚫👻 **Developer Quote Leaked**: “Ain’t nobody got time for replies… unless there’s a meme involved! 🤷‍♂️🔥” 😂 Let’s keep it 100 – being the king (or queen) of leaving people hanging is sooo cringe 🤦‍♂️. By the time you finally text back, your friends have already embarked on a life journey, learned ancient languages, and got a PhD in procrastination. Meanwhile, you sit there like, “This is fine.” 🤷‍♀️💨 So how do we fix this? It’s simple! 😎 Become a texting ninja – respond within 24 hours or unleash the DRAGON of friendship consequences! 🐉💥 Your friends might even start calling you VIP (Very Immediate Pal)! ✨ 🚀🔥 Prediction for the next five years: Texting etiquette apps will take over social media 🤯 and we're ALL becoming therapy bots. So grab your keyboards, fam, and text like your friendships depend on it! 💌✌️ #StonksOnTexting #GhostingIsDead