🚨🔥 SOMEBODY CALL THE FDA, TEXAS IS LOSING IT! 😂💥 Yup, you read that right! Texas is suing the Tylenol peeps because Trump and his cringe squad think Tylenol is a secret weapon in the Autism Wars. I guess a little pain relief is the new villain of 2023? 🤡💀💊 This is like if Drake pointed at a bottle of painkillers and was like “Nah fam, those are definitely the reason for everything wrong with America.” 🥴💔 Let’s talk about the real stonks here: Texas Gov. Ken Paxton (who we all know is NOT a scientist) is leading the charge against a drug literally designed to STOP the ouchies. Definitely a galaxy brain move! 🤯🌌 “Leaked” quote from one of the Texas AG interns: “Our medical degree? Well, it’s in scrolling through Facebook. So that counts, right?” 😬💻 Thank God they aren’t after Gatorade for causing dehydration in their state, amirite? 🤷‍♂️ 🔥🔥 Hot take: In the next trial, they’ll probably sue the sun for making us hot. Mark my words, because in this weird world we live in, nothing is safe from the wild Texas lawsuit machine! 💥💰🚀 #ThisIsFine #TexasTalk