🪰😱 Hold up, Texas! We got a MEGA crisis and it ain't just the high school football championship! Cuz we're talking about *FLESH-EATING FLIES* invading your BBQ 😳🍖💀! That's right, the Texas Department of Agriculture just dropped their latest product: TDA Swormlure. It's NOT a new fragrance from Abercrombie, folks—it's bait that smells like your worst nightmare 🤢. They’re pulling a "let's lure these carnivorous bugs with flesh wounds" strategy! Who thought that was a good idea? “Hey, let’s throw a party and invite the critters who feast on open wounds!” 💔💸 🧠💥 Meanwhile, in the “if this is fine” group chat, I can just imagine Texas developers saying stuff like: 🗣️ **Dev 1:** “Dude, I’m just trying to debug this code!” 🗣️ **Dev 2:** “Have you tried debugging the flesh-eating flies? I hear they love bad code! 😏💻” And if you think this is just a little fly buzz, think again! 😤 It's basically the bio-equivalent of "I've got 99 problems, and they ALL bite!" Buckle up, because if these flies go full-blown Texas Chainsaw Massacre, we might be looking at the first-ever TEXAS BUG CYBER WAR! 🚀🤖 🔥✨ Hot take: In 5 years, we’re gonna be defending our BBQ with fly-traps and 9mm’s. Welcome to the future, y’all. #KillerFlyWatch2025 🤠👻