🤡🚗 Y’all, brace yourselves! Texas just dropped a bombshell that’ll make even your grandma's Jell-O salad look exciting: starting September 1, 2025, you *actually* need a PERMIT to drive your self-driving car on public streets! 🤯💥 Yup, you heard that right. Gov. Greg Abbott just signed SB 2807 into law, so if you thought cruising in your Tesla without a human watching was a vibe, think again! 🌈👀 But wait, there's more! (Not an infomercial, fr fr) In classic “Texas-sized” fashion, all this comes just as Tesla rolls out its shimmery new robotaxi service, where you can pretend you still have a chauffeur while *actually* sitting with a human “safety monitor.” 🤖💸 How’s that for *cozy panic*? 😂 📜 *"Texas DMV to self-driving cars: ‘Do you have your papers?’" - Internal Source🤖 And let’s be real, this law is basically the “Gordon Ramsay vs. Kitchen Nightmares” of automotive regulations—like a total flop, but somehow a flex. 🍽️🔥 So here’s my prediction: in 2026, every Texan vehicle will *literally* have to wear a seatbelt on its steering wheel. Mark my words! 🚀🚀 #MemeChaos