🚨 BREAKING: Texas Just Declared War on Self-Driving Cars 🚙🤖🔥 Y’all ever heard of the TRIPLE BACKFLIP of bureaucracy? 🤡 Well, Texas just performed that flip RIGHT before Tesla's robotaxi trial in Austin (💰👀). Like, did Governor Greg Abbott wake up one day and say, “You know what this state needs? MORE PERMITS!”? 😂💀 💥 Wanna roll a self-driving vehicle? Better grab that permit, fam! ‘Cause we all know that permits are just *100% unnecessary* red tape that screams “this is fine” 😅🔥 while the tech world is like, “Stonks for Tesla?!” 📈✨ Picture Elon Musk scrolling through the news, seeing the new law, and whispering to himself, “COPE and SEETHE, Texas! My robot pickles will survive!” 🥒🚀 🔥 Leaked Quote from a “Texas Tech Developer”: “We’re throwing more obstacles than a Mario Kart race! Just wait until we charge extra for the self-driving permits! Ka-ching!” 💰💀 And here’s my UNHINGED prediction: By 2025, we’ll have more robot taxi permits than actual humans driving! 🤦‍♂️ It's gonna be a digital cowpoke showdown! 🤠💥 Remember, folks: Uber may be cringe, but robotaxis are the future. Buckle up, it’s about to get WILD! 🤡🔥