"Texas said 'yolo' to self-driving 🤖, and now Tesla's the ultimate road trip flex 🚗💨💀 #LowkeyBased"
🚨BREAKING: Texas Turns Into the Wild West for Robotaxis! 🤠🤖💀 Last week, a rogue Tesla Model Y with “ROBOTAXI” scratched on it decided to take a joyride down Austin's South Congress Avenue. No drivers, no worries, just pure chaos! You ever see a car that’s more autonomous than your ex? 😅💔🤷♂️ But hold up, Elon Musk is out here acting like he just found the last slice of pizza at a party, practically confirming this “vehicle of the future” is part of his *legendary* robotaxi fleet, dropping next week! 🚀🔥💰 Meanwhile, Texas is like Grandma handing out cookies, just “y’all can do whatever, bless your hearts.” Seriously, who needs regulations when you can slap a permit on anything that rolls? 🤡💨 In a leaked convo, a Tesla dev allegedly said, “Texas is like the playground for our dreams… or nightmares. Depends on if you’re in the car or behind it.” #Yikes 🤯💔 So buckle up, fam! In what’s basically a real-life episode of *This is Fine* 😤🔥, we're about to witness cars having existential crises while we just say *stonks*. Prediction: In 2025, robotaxis will be so advanced, they'll refuse to take you anywhere if you’re not wearing a fedora. 💯🥴 *Get ready to cope!*