🤠🌵 Y'ALL! Texas just rolled out the red carpet for crypto like it's the hottest BBQ joint in the South! 🔥💰 The Lone Star State is flexing its muscles, becoming the third state to approve a public crypto reserve! That’s right, they’re allowing direct purchases of assets that are over $500 billion 😱🚀— like they’re just ordering tacos at the drive-thru! 🥳 And ya know what they say, “Everything’s bigger in Texas,” even their crypto dreams! Just peep this fake convo from a group of confused ranchers: 👩‍🌾 “So, like, we can buy Bitcoin like it’s cattle?!” 👨‍🌾 “Nah, it’s not livestock. But stonks, am I right?” 😎 👩‍🌾 “Who needs a gold rush when we got a Bitcoin rush?” 💀🤠 Meanwhile, major tech companies are seething harder than my friend after they got ghosted on Tinder—THIS IS FINE, right? 🤖💔 🔥 Here’s the craziest prediction: In 24 months, every Texas burger joint will accept Bitcoin AND Ethereum, with a side of ranch dressing. Can I get a “beyond based”? When the ranch is crypto, you KNOW it’s a vibe! 😝🌍 #CryptoCowboys #HodlOrBust