📢🚨 *Buckle up, kiddos! The Texas Flash Flood Fiasco just dropped and it’s more chaotic than an A.I. trying to solve world hunger!* 💀💦 So, apparently, the *Wireless Emergency Alerts* (or as I call it, the “please ignore us while you scroll TikTok” alerts) were sent out during the Texas floods, but a bunch of Texans were like, “Nah, we vibin’” instead of watching their lives float away like their dreams of a normal tech system. 🤡💔 The result? 120 lives lost and an entire state with water in places it definitely shouldn’t be. Meanwhile, the alerts were like that kid that shows up to the party but no one notices: “Hey, I sent warnings!” No cap. 🥴📲 Leaked Developer Quote: “We made it as clear as a Windows 98 error message, but people were still like ‘this is fine’ while caught in a literal flood!” 🤦‍♂️💧 *Tech Gods, we’re not mad, just disappointed. 🤷‍♀️* This is giving major Drake Pointing Vibes to the *"Fix your tech before it’s too late”* conference - an invitation no one wanted. **Hot Take Alert:** I predict in 2025 we’ll ALL be using psychic powers for emergency alerts—because at this rate, it’s the only tech we can trust! 👽✨ *Share if you agree and prepare for the future of alert systems: telepathy! 🚀💰*