🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: SCOTUS Says "Sorry, Not Sorry" to the Internet! 🤡💀 In a moment that has Twitter spiraling and Reddit melting down, the Supreme Court just whipped out their gavel and gave Texas's age-verification law a shiny gold star. 🎖️ Like, who knew judging the internet would be their side gig? 🤔 This is fine 🐶🧊 "Age verification? That's just baby-proofing the internet, fam!" said a *totally real* dev from Texas (let's call him Chad). Chad continues, "Next, they'll ask for my high school diploma before letting me see cat videos! 😿✋ No cap!" So what does this mean for us, the uncensored keyboard warriors of the web? Well, buckle up, because we’re about to enter the cringe zone: TikTok dances on paywalls, and suddenly every meme lord needs a birth certificate just to drop that fire content. 🔥🔒 Meanwhile, the real winners here are Google's lawyers, cashing in on stonks 💰💎 every time we panic about “who’s watching.” 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: This is just the beginning, folks. Soon, you’ll need an official scroll from the Council of Meme Lords 🤖 to share a funny meme. "You shall not pass!" – Gandalf, probably. Share this with your friends before they need a permission slip to read memes! 🚀🤣