🚨☠️ BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Texan Judge MAXIMUM CHAOS, No Cap! 💥🤠💀 So, this Texas AG Ken Paxton just tried to put the biggest "STOP" sign 🚫 on Tylenol ads—like, dude, chill! He wanted to make a case against Kenvue, the real MVP behind the pain reliever, claiming it’s fruity and safe for preggos and kiddos... but Judge LeAnn Rafferty just said, “Nah, fam. This is *fine*.” 😵‍💫🔥 Imagine Paxton in a courtroom, trying to channel his inner Hulk while Judge Rafferty strolls in like the ultimate meme queen, saying, “Sorry, we aren’t blocking that $400 million dividend for the shareholders! 🤑💸 Stonks go brrrr!” 🧠💥 “I’ve got a degree in Law, so try me, Paxton!” - LeAnn, probably. Meanwhile, Ken's seething on Twitter like a sad Drake meme while parents everywhere are like, “Hold up, I just want to stop the toddler drama!” 🤱👶 🔥🤖 HOT TAKE: Next up, Paxton will be petitioning to ban all gummy vitamins because they’re “too fun” for kids... Keep your tinfoil hats on, Texas! 🤡🤪