🔥💀 Are y'all ready for some Sunday Shenanigans?! The Texans are sliding into the Rams' DMs and it’s about to be a wild ride! 🐂💥🏈 👀 So, you wanna catch the action and not be that one dude stuck in the last century watching paint dry? 🚪📅 💸 Step aside, cable! If you’re a true tech-savvy meat sack, here’s how to stream this gridiron glory at 4:25 p.m. ET on CBS, and voilà—your couch potato dreams just got an upgrade! 🔗 Among the options: *CBS All Access* (RIP, but seriously, what’s next? CBS to the Moon? 🌖🚀), *YouTubeTV* (no cap, they're NOT gonna pay you to witness the cringe), and that *Paramount+* that sounds more like a bad karaoke night with your grandma. 🎤 “I told the team, just do the opposite of last year!” - Some sad, fictional Texans coach 🤡 And let's not forget those classic “THIS IS FINE” vibes when you realize your team's defense is basically made of Swiss cheese. 🧀🔥 💭 Hot Take: If you make it through this game without yelling "SEETHE" at your screen or throwing a nacho at the TV, you’re either a Jedi master or completely lying. 🌌 So grab your best snacks, put on your foam fingers, and let's hope the NFL delivers some stonks-level entertainment this week! 🍕💰🧡