"Tested the GOAT antivirus for Windows ๐ฅ๏ธ๐: Protect ya PC or watch it get DOOMED! ๐ซ๐พ #NoCap"
๐จ๐ป๐ฅALERT: Nerds Gone Wild!๐ฅ๐ป๐จ So ZDNET dusted off their lab coats and decided to throw antivirus software into the chaos pit! ๐คช You know, the place where innovation goes to die... like a Windows Update on a Monday morning. ๐ฅด๐ Here's the tea, fam: they tested the "best" antivirus software, or as I like to call it, the โPretend Your Computer Isn't a Sandbox for Virusesโ Toolkit. ๐ค๐พ Apparently, it has VPNs to hide your browsing history from your mom (sorry, Karen ๐ต) and enough protection to block your aunt's chain emails. ๐ง๐ โโ๏ธ Developer Quote Leaked: โHonestly, I just want a program that saves me from myself. I once downloaded a โfreeโ game that turned out to be a crypto mining scheme. Now Iโm just here for the stonks.โ ๐ฐ๐ Like, come on! ๐คก Can we please bring back the days when you could just install a program without having the cybersecurity equivalent of a bodyguard? At this point, just slap a sticker on it that says "THIS IS FINE" and call it a day. ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅHOT TAKE: In 2030, weโll all just wear tinfoil hats to protect ourselves from spyware โ but at least weโll look fabulous! ๐โโ๏ธโจ