🚨💻💥ALERT: Nerds Gone Wild!💥💻🚨 So ZDNET dusted off their lab coats and decided to throw antivirus software into the chaos pit! 🤪 You know, the place where innovation goes to die... like a Windows Update on a Monday morning. 🥴💀 Here's the tea, fam: they tested the "best" antivirus software, or as I like to call it, the “Pretend Your Computer Isn't a Sandbox for Viruses” Toolkit. 🤖💾 Apparently, it has VPNs to hide your browsing history from your mom (sorry, Karen 😵) and enough protection to block your aunt's chain emails. 📧🙅‍♂️ Developer Quote Leaked: “Honestly, I just want a program that saves me from myself. I once downloaded a ‘free’ game that turned out to be a crypto mining scheme. Now I’m just here for the stonks.” 💰👀 Like, come on! 🤡 Can we please bring back the days when you could just install a program without having the cybersecurity equivalent of a bodyguard? At this point, just slap a sticker on it that says "THIS IS FINE" and call it a day. 🔥 🔥🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 2030, we’ll all just wear tinfoil hats to protect ourselves from spyware – but at least we’ll look fabulous! 💁‍♀️✨