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"Tested the GOAT antivirus for Windows ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€: Protect ya PC or watch it get DOOMED! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘พ #NoCap"

June 20, 2025
about 2 months ago
ZDNet
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ฅALERT: Nerds Gone Wild!๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿšจ So ZDNET dusted off their lab coats and decided to throw antivirus software into the chaos pit! ๐Ÿคช You know, the place where innovation goes to die... like a Windows Update on a Monday morning. ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ’€ Here's the tea, fam: they tested the "best" antivirus software, or as I like to call it, the โ€œPretend Your Computer Isn't a Sandbox for Virusesโ€ Toolkit. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’พ Apparently, it has VPNs to hide your browsing history from your mom (sorry, Karen ๐Ÿ˜ต) and enough protection to block your aunt's chain emails. ๐Ÿ“ง๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ Developer Quote Leaked: โ€œHonestly, I just want a program that saves me from myself. I once downloaded a โ€˜freeโ€™ game that turned out to be a crypto mining scheme. Now Iโ€™m just here for the stonks.โ€ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘€ Like, come on! ๐Ÿคก Can we please bring back the days when you could just install a program without having the cybersecurity equivalent of a bodyguard? At this point, just slap a sticker on it that says "THIS IS FINE" and call it a day. ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅHOT TAKE: In 2030, weโ€™ll all just wear tinfoil hats to protect ourselves from spyware โ€“ but at least weโ€™ll look fabulous! ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธโœจ

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#antivirus#cybersecurity#software#Windows#protection
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