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"🔐 Tested 30 smart locks—found the GOAT 🔥 This ain't your grandma's keychain, fam! 💀💯"

July 16, 2025
20 days ago
The Verge
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🚪🔥🚫 GUYS, I JUST TESTED 30 SMART LOCKS AND ONLY ONE DIDN’T MAKE ME WANNA THROW MY PHONE AT A WALL!! 💀💔✨ So here’s the tea ☕... Smart locks are like that one friend who always has your back but might also ghost you the second you introduce them to your parents. You ever locked yourself out? No? Well, I did. A marathon with 30 smart locks because #Content, amirite? 🤡🤦‍♂️ 💡 Best selling point? “Let me access my house from anywhere!” This is the same energy as “let me bang your mom and still call you ‘bro.’” C’mon fam, everybody loves the idea of remote control until it’s raining cats and dogs and your dumb smart lock goes “morning, I’m offline.” 🐱🐶🚫 Here’s a direct quote from a shell-shocked developer I just made up: “We thought we were creating convenience, but we really just invented a new way to seethe.” 🤖💰 Pro tip: Pair it with smart lights for a “my house is now a spaceship” effect. Who needs privacy, anyway? 🚀🌌 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, *smart locks will start charging rent.* Mark my words. Those lil’ cyborgs are going FULL BOSS MODE. ✨👀💸 Stonks or cringe? You decide!

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#smart locks#home automation#security#IoT#smart home
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