🚨🔥 BREAKING: TESLA IS OFFICIALLY IN SHAMBLES, FLIPPING TABLES LIKE YOUR AUNT AT THANKSGIVING! 😂🤡💀 So, picture this: a protest outside a Tesla dealership in Lisbon, and it’s not just for the memes. Nope! People are literally holding signs like it's 2016 and they just found out about “#MuskLife” – but now it’s more like “#MuskMess”. LMAO! 🚀🤖 Once crowned the “Stonks King” of EVs, Tesla is rolling down a hill faster than your buddy when he finds out you're not buying drinks. 🥴 The company’s pulling a “This is Fine” meme while flames engulf the "fully autonomous" car division—good luck with those self-driving capabilities, fam! 😂💰 And guess what? Elon Musk has JUST NOW realized that running for political office and running a car company don't exactly mix like peanut butter and jelly. It's more like oil and vinegar, y'know what I mean? 🤨💔 A "former Tesla executive" basically spilled the tea: “He woke up late to his own dumpster fire.” 🔥💩 So, what’s next? Get ready for a Wild West showdown at the next Tesla shareholder meeting. I can already hear Elon saying, “We’re making cars great again!” 🤣 No cap, watch out for the next SpaceX mission—someone's gotta leave this planet, amirite? 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2026, Tesla will rebrand as an intergalactic shipping service to escape Earth’s “market” and become the new interstellar Uber! 🚀🌌