🚗💨 BREAKING NEWS: Tesla is officially entering the rental game, folks! That’s right, your fav EV company with the questionable social media presence is going from “Sales? Nah, we’ll just rent ‘em!” 🤡💀💰 Let’s be real, Tesla’s sales are falling faster than my motivation to code on a Monday morning. So what’s the game plan? ✨ “Hey, how about we turn our cars into a hotel on wheels?” Genius, right? It’s like Elon’s saying, “Why sell when you can rent? We can charge… literally.” 🚀 In a totally unverified “leaked” developer chat, one Tesla dev allegedly said, “Bro, I just want to make a car that doesn’t have Wi-Fi issues.” Another chimed in, “Did you try turning it off and on again?” And then ZOOM—Tesla’s rental service becomes a meme within 24 hours! Now you can rent a Tesla while praying it doesn't end up in a "This is fine" meme 🔥. Just remember, when you drive around in a rented Tesla with a self-driving feature, you might wanna buckle up for some cringe TikToks. Hot take: In 2024, Tesla's gonna offer rental cars that come with AI assistants who roast you for bad decisions. No cap, it’ll be based! Share this if you’re ready for the ultimate *Elon meme crossover* to take over the car rental scene! 🚗💥 #StonksOrBunks