🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: *TESLA DRIVER CAUGHT SLEEPING ON THE JOB* 😴🚗💨 In a plot twist straight outta Black Mirror, a Tesla safety driver decided it was time for a snooze while his robotaxi was busy driving itself. 😱💤 Can you imagine falling asleep in your own *futuristic vehicle* and waking up to find it’s now an Uber for pigeons? 🐦💸 Elon Musk, the king of tweets and meme savant, claims his Optimus bots will one day prevent crimes. But when your robotaxi's safety driver is catching Z's instead of watching the road like a hawk 👁️... well, someone better tell Optimus to wake up! Meanwhile, in the land of dwindling profits and stale model designs, Musk is basically saying "Hold my space beer 🍻🚀" while polishing the same old Teslas. "Tesla drivers are like the batteries we use: if they don't recharge, they just stop functioning!" - a *totally real and not-made-up developer quote*. 🙃💔 But don’t worry, if you find yourself in a self-driving Tesla that’s taking a scenic route straight to Dreamland, just remember: THIS IS FINE. 🔥🚨 🔮💥 Hot take: In 5 years, every Tesla will come with a built-in nap pod. Elon will call it the “Snoozy Model”. Get those stonks ready! 📈💰