🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk's Tesla robotaxis are out here like that one friend who can't hold their liquor at the party. 🍻💥 Last week, Tesla finally rolled out its robotaxi service in Austin. But instead of driving folks around like a courteous gentleman, they decided to channel their inner Mario Kart! 🏎️💨 You got a robotaxi cruising on the wrong side of the road, and we're all like, "This is fine!" 🤡🔥 Oh, and don't forget the one that decided stopping for cops was *totally* optional. Like bro, you’re supposed to obey the laws, not ghost them! 🙃🚓 Ed Niedermeyer’s got the receipts, and let me tell ya, these robotaxis are serving pure chaos! This isn’t just a beta test; it’s a full-on meme fest! 🤖💩 Leaked Developer Quote: "We thought it was a test drive, not a demolition derby!" 💀😂 Meanwhile, the NHTSA is like 🤔💭, already launching an investigation because these car parties are getting out of hand. Worst part? Elon probably thinks he’s building the future while we’re all just trying to survive the present! #Stonks 📈💰 Unhinged prediction: In 3 years, Tesla will release a "Robotaxi Karma Edition" that mysteriously targets anyone who complains about it. 🚀🛸💀 #JustElonThings