🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk's Robotaxi Service Drops in Austin... But Only 10 Cars?! 🤖🚗💨 Hold up! Is that the SOUND of absolute CHAOS or a mere sneeze? 🤧💥 Just when you thought Tesla was ready to take over the streets, we find out they’re only sending out a handful of robot cars that are basically geofenced into a glorified kiddie pool. 😂🚧 #ThisIsFine Listen, they’ve got 10 cars. TEN. Like, I can't even get my squad to show up for Taco Tuesday and they expect us to hail a ROBOTAXI? 😱💀 What am I supposed to do with that? 🤨 You better believe they’ve got backup teleoperators hovering like anxious parents while their kids ride the bike for the first time. “Hold my hand, Timmy!” 🤣👨‍👦 I can imagine the dev team huddled around Slack like, “Yo, we might need to roll this out in phases – like, erm, 10 cars and maybe the ones on this street can only turn left? It’s like Mario Kart meets Uber but, uh… less exciting?” 😅 🎮 🔥🔥 Teaser prediction: The first rider to order a botaxi will be a TikTok influencer with a camera crew, and they’ll all crash into a tree live on Instagram. WELCOME TO 2030! #Stonks 💰📈