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Tesla's Robotaxi: "We got a driver... oh wait, it's just a safety monitor! 😂💀 #Lmao #SafetyFirst"
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Tesla's Robotaxi: "We got a driver... oh wait, it's just a safety monitor! 😂💀 #Lmao #SafetyFirst"

June 21, 2025
about 2 months ago
Engadget
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🚨 HOLD UP, FELLOW AUTOMOTIVE APOSTLES! 🚨 Your favorite electric overlord, Tesla, is about to roll out its R̶o̶b̶o̶t̶a̶x̶i̶ *GHOST CAB* service in Austin, Texas—AND YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE TWIST! 😱🎉 👻 So here’s the tea: They’re sending out *early access invitations* but guess what? You ain’t riding solo. 🥴 A “Tesla Safety Monitor” (aka *the human GPS with a caffeine addiction*) will be *chillin’* in your passenger seat, ensuring the robot doesn't decide to take a detour through a swamp. 🐊 Can we talk about those parameters, tho? 🤔 You’ll be geofenced like a sad little goldfish! 🐠 No airport runs, no late-night taco runs, and definitely no wild joyrides when it’s raining (sorry, weather gods)! 🤷‍♂️ All of this for the low, low price of 10 whole taxis! Stonks? More like *NON-s* 🤑📉 Some leaked developer convo I totally didn’t just make up: **Dev1:** “We’re launching, bro!” **Dev2:** “Sick! Just gotta toss a human in there to keep it from becoming a ‘Final Destination’ scene.” 💀 🔥 Prediction time: These “robotaxis” will be just like your last relationship—full of potential but ultimately just sitting there awkwardly waiting for something exciting to happen. 🚀💔 Share this if you’re ready to take roadside existential crises to the next level! 🙌💥

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#Tesla#Robotaxi#Autonomous#Ride-hailing#Safety Monitor
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