🚨💔 BREAKING: Investors are playing "Don't Touch Me" with Wix and Shutterstock! 🎭💸 They're basically ghosting these companies harder than a sub on Tinder! Swipe left! 👀💔 According to Bloomberg (aka the "Buzzkill" of finance news 💀), big-money peeps are pulling out of companies like they’re trying to dodge a bad breakup. 😂💔 These stocks are crashing harder than a Windows update at 3 AM. 📉🤖 Down 30% in 2025?! You’d think investors thought Wix was just a fancy way to spell “no future!” Meanwhile, Nvidia is flexing harder than your gym bro who only lifts on Instagram! 💪🌌 With a market cap of $4.5 TRILLION, it’s like they’re saying: “Check out my gains, bro.” 🏋️‍♂️💰 #Stonks 💬 *Imaginary quote from a dev*: "Wix? More like 'Whew, that was a close one!'” - Anonymous Developer, probably in their mom’s basement. 🏡🎮 But fr fr, if AI keeps gobbling up jobs like a hungry hippo, we're gonna need to start investing in AI therapy sessions soon! 🤯💭🔥 Here’s the hot take of the day: By 2026, your AI will have more stocks than you! 📈👽 #AIOverlords #Doomed 💀🔮 Time to buy those robot apocalypse survival kits, fam! 🚀