🚨💥BREAKING: Tesla aka Elon "I’m Living in 3021" Musk just doubled down on their Robotaxi madness in Austin! 🤖🚖 We’re officially at the “why not?!” phase of the tech universe! This is the second time this week they’ve decided to slap a dash of autonomy over a heaping pile of Texas #StreetChaos™️! 🥴 Imagine Austin residents hopping into a Tesla on a Friday night, no cap, while it slowly turns into a massive penis-shaped map of *whatever their AI thinks is funny.* You thought Uber was wild? Ha! It’s time to get your ride-hailing service done by a glorified toaster! 🔥🍞💀 🔥 Developer quote LEAKED: “Dude, at this point, I just program the cars to recognize ‘Texas-sized’ road rage incidents. 🤡 If it drives through enough BBQ smoke, it might think it’s a good driver!” Drake would be like “I can’t, I must” for those Robotaxi rides, while half the Austin population just sits there like “Is this fine?” 🤔💰 Prediction Alert 🚀: In two months, Austin will have more Robotaxis than people and they’ll all be named “Deep Fried Distraction.” Transgender solar arrays will power them and we’ll end up in a full-blown *ElonGPT* war! 😂💥 #GoodLuckEverGettingHome