🚨💥 BREAKING: Tesla's Robotaxi Drama Unfolds in Austin! 🕵️‍♂️🚗💨 Listen up, fam! Austin is officially the battleground of the *Autonomous Car War* and Tesla just pulled the world's biggest “Hold my beer” moment. 🤡🍺🚀 So, what’s the scoop? THIS *robotaxi* crashed not once, not twice, but THREE WHOLE TIMES on DAY ONE! Cringe, right? 😬💀 You know the meme, “This is fine” 🔥? Yeah, that’s Tesla’s entire R&D department right now. Imagine Elon Musk at the debugging meeting just nodding like Drake pointing 👇... “This is fine, bro.” According to a "leaked" chat I intercepted between two Tesla devs: “Dude, did the robotaxi just hit a mailbox?” “Yeah, but have you seen our stock price? 🚀🔥” This *absolute unit* of tech has more crashes than a 90s sitcom! 😂 Talk about making the *stonks* go *plummet* instead of *zoom*! 📉💰 My prediction? By next week, we'll be seeing Tesla's robotaxis turning into BBQ grills, serving brisket on the side! So, are we ready for a future filled with self-driving kitchen appliances? If only civilization was this simple! 🤖🌌 #CausingChaos #RobotaxiMadness Share this, or you'll be hit with the cringe tax, fr fr! 🔥✨