🚨BREAKING: Tesla's Robotaxi Service EXPLODES 🚀💥 (Again) in Austin! Can someone say "HOLD MY BEER?" 🍻 So, Elon’s toys are now partying hard across a whopping 173 square miles in Austin, folks! That’s like turning your mom’s minivan into a fleet of pimped-out, self-driving Uber clones! 🚗💨💰 Initially, they were like "let's stick to the kiddie pool" 🏊‍♂️ (22 square miles, y'all) but now?? They’ve decided to cover ALL THE THINGS including their own Gigafactory! Talk about a flex 💪💥. 🗣️ A "leaked" quote from a Tesla dev we totally didn’t make up: “Honestly, we were just bored. So, why not let the cars drive themselves to work? 💀😂” Honestly, this move is *DEFINITELY* stonks 📈 for Tesla and a major LOL for Uber and Lyft who might as well start selling lemonade stands at this point 🍋. But for real, is anyone else picturing a world where your Robotaxi picks you up, only to freak out and drive you back to the Gigafactory for a surprise battery-changing rave? 🎉🔋 💥🔥🛸 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, you’ll be able to order a Robotaxi that gives life advice while taking you to get tacos. No cap, fr fr – buckle up, fam, because this is just the beginning! 🤖🚀💸 #RobotaxiMadness